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posted 1 hour ago + 539 notes — via crazyirishandblind, © reddit.com
snipersdayoff:

"The Soldier utilizes his supreme fleshy intelligence to fool the metal men with his rather daunting disguise"

snipersdayoff:

"The Soldier utilizes his supreme fleshy intelligence to fool the metal men with his rather daunting disguise"

#Zhat's me. #Look.. #Zhere I am.


posted 1 hour ago + 6 notes — via doc-the-medic, © ametalmerc

doc-the-medic:

ametalmerc:

doc-the-medic:

ametalmerc:

doc-the-medic:

ametalmerc:

"…Zhe real question is vhy did I even HAFF zhat cereal. I don’t EAT."

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"Then what the fuck is this if it isn’t cereal!?"

"…I don’t know. Open it I guess?"

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*opens it*

"EW WHAT THE FUCK!?" Doc screams as he throws the empty box down, "HAVE YOU BEEN #1ING IN A FUCKING CEREAL BOX!?!"

"–VHAT ZHE HELL? NO, I DON’T HAFF ZHOSE KINDS OF ORGANS. I DON’T HAFF ORGANS. VHATSOEVER."

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"THEN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AND HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO #1 WHILE YOU THOUGHT OF ME!?"

He didn’t really want an answer to that second part, but he wasn’t thinking.

"YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT PISS. I DON’T HAFF A URINARY TRACT BECAUSE I DO NOT HAFF BLOOD OR A DIGESTIVE SYSTEM. I VOULD BE CRYING RIGHT NOW. IF I HAD TEAR DUCTS."

Just sort of. Lays on the ground. And attempts to make everything about this be entirely forgotten. But you can never delete memory files. They’ll always come back to haunt you.

#docthemedic #this is crack already :Y


posted 1 hour ago + 6 notes — via doc-the-medic, © ametalmerc

doc-the-medic:

ametalmerc:

doc-the-medic:

ametalmerc:

"…Zhe real question is vhy did I even HAFF zhat cereal. I don’t EAT."

image

"Then what the fuck is this if it isn’t cereal!?"

"…I don’t know. Open it I guess?"

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*opens it*

"EW WHAT THE FUCK!?" Doc screams as he throws the empty box down, "HAVE YOU BEEN #1ING IN A FUCKING CEREAL BOX!?!"

"–VHAT ZHE HELL? NO, I DON’T HAFF ZHOSE KINDS OF ORGANS. I DON’T HAFF ORGANS. VHATSOEVER."

#docthemedic


posted 1 hour ago + 6 notes — via doc-the-medic, © ametalmerc

doc-the-medic:

ametalmerc:

"…Zhe real question is vhy did I even HAFF zhat cereal. I don’t EAT."

image

"Then what the fuck is this if it isn’t cereal!?"

"…I don’t know. Open it I guess?"

#docthemedic


posted 1 hour ago + 4 notes — via doc-the-medic, © ametalmerc

doc-the-medic:

ametalmerc:

doc-the-medic said: 

Is very nice! Good luck!

Danke, friend! (❁´‿`❁)*✲゚*

YOU KAWAII MOTHERFUCKER!

(❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*

#docthemedic


posted 1 hour ago + 6 notes

"…Zhe real question is vhy did I even HAFF zhat cereal. I don’t EAT."

#docthemedic


posted 1 hour ago + 4 notes

doc-the-medic said: 

Is very nice! Good luck!

Danke, friend! (❁´‿`❁)*✲゚*

#docthemedic #ooc


posted 1 hour ago + 3 notes
doc-the-medic → Crawls out of bed, steals Tesla's Wheaties, then crawls back into bed. ((Good morning! Who's ready for some shenanigans!?))

I am. B)

Although, I’ll be spotty around 11 to 3 because that’s when I’m getting my hair colored!

Specifically, like this:

I’ve wanted to get my hair like that for a while! owo ]]

#ooc #docthemedic #doc-the-medic


posted 1 hour ago + 3 notes — via robotbutnotarobot
ametalmerc → "-!!! Max, vhat happened?"

robotbutnotarobot:

ametalmerc:

robotbutnotarobot:

"I angered a scout," he groaned, poking his nose out from under the desk. "I crawled down here and then the adrenaline wore off. I can’t get back out on my own."

"…Do you zhink I could help you out und get you patched up?"
There was a very clear tone of concern.

"I-I’m not a robot at the moment, but any help would be great." 

Max grabbed the edge of the underside of the bed and tried to pull himself forward, groaning as his back popped more. "Scheiße…"

Tesla would have made a sort of grimace upon hearing the rather unpleasant sound from his friend’s spine.

Gently he tried to scoop Max up into his arms to find somewhere he could set him down or find another Medic. He was a robot Medic - that lacked a Medigun. That’d been lost when he was nearly incinerated.

#robotbutnotarobot


posted 10 hours ago + 3 notes — via robotbutnotarobot
ametalmerc → "-!!! Max, vhat happened?"

robotbutnotarobot:

"I angered a scout," he groaned, poking his nose out from under the desk. "I crawled down here and then the adrenaline wore off. I can’t get back out on my own."

"…Do you zhink I could help you out und get you patched up?"
There was a very clear tone of concern.

#robotbutnotarobot